The Replacement

Mike McNamara

Abe Stagsen / President Abe / Bartender

Cecilee Von Rhea

Tina #1 / Tina #2

Kylan Conroy

Shannon

Jeff Garretson

Alpha Punk

Joe Mastrino

Creepy Punk

James Hatten

Huge Punk

David Stobbe

Abe Stand-In

Dan Flannery

Congressman